I am in desperate need of new underwear. In fact, my underwear drawer has always been a bit...childish, I guess. I have never been a lingerie type of girl. I can't wear fancy underwear thanks to my huge and, quite honestly, ugly ass. It's too uncomfortable. Whoever said thongs were comfortable is on crack. They are NOT comfortable. They are a 24/7 wedgie! I have never owned lingerie, as my husband has never shown any interest in it (he's a t-shirt and panties kind of guy I guess...and you can't blame him, he's got ME to work with). I own three bras. Four if you count the uncomfortable nursing bra I never wear. Two of those bras are the most basic harness contraptions you have ever seen...yes, they are nursing bras. My panties are basically the 4-pack of Hanes. Five if you're lucky and get the "1 free" packages. During my pregnancy I never bothered to wear any pantyliners (ew!) and post-pregnancy...well, if I am having a light day, I just go with it (is that too much of a confession?). My panties are nasty gross and several even have holes in them.
I guess I should splurge and go to Victoria Secret or something. But considering that I am starting from scratch, I can't stomach the sticker shock. And I really want to know if these fancy panties -- the low-ride hip-huggers, the lacy see-through things, the thongs (yuck!), the french-cut bikinis -- I really want to know if these are supposed to be comfortable. Are they to "normal" women? Because they aren't to me! Even when I go out and get my real size as opposed to the one size smaller that I ALWAYS buy just because I can't wear an 8 (and somehow a 7 is acceptable). They are just NOT comfortable.
I have always been curious about other girls' panty drawers. What would I find there? Am I abnormal or not? My entire panty drawer is full of nothing but cotton, flower designed, period panties.
Confession over.
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This post cracked me up!!
I am a huge fan of the Victoria Secret hiphugger cotton panties. They are super comfy and you can get 5 pair for $20! Do your hubby a favor and get some new undies!! :-D
I,too, am a fan of Victoria's Secret Cotton Panties. They are cute and comfy and pretty cheap :) For the love of god girl....get some new ones!
Well, I am huge fan of Hanes bikini (you know...the 4 pack kind). No thongs or faincy underwhar here either. I say you're normal. I HATE thongs. LOATHE. ABHOR. Pick your adjective!
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